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PostSubject: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:38 pm

Late last night a real close friend of mine collapsed and died. This friend has given me and my A** many, many hours of comfortable pleasures I can't begin to describe. Of course I am talking about the A** pleasures that my super big, most comfortable, soft computer chair has given me over the years. I will miss her dearly.

I am leaving now to visit the 3 main Office stores in my neighborhood and begin the long and arduous task of putting my A** into dozens of strange chairs again and again until my A** and I can agree on one that will feel like our old girl. Please don't feel sorry for me, I will go on, but please, wont you stop and take a moment to think about my A**. Cool


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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:58 pm

GreyFuss ok thinking about your fanny for one moment scratch Laughing

I can sympathize. I realized a week or so ago that my computer chair is at the point of needing replaced. I do not look forward to all that chair sitting that you are going to be experiences today. Maybe you could take some notes on chairs and give us a few pointers on comfortable chair buying. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:25 pm

Did you know? ............................ in the UK 'fanny' is an extremely rude word for women's ..... bits. Just thought I'd let you know in case this gets out of hand, and since we have some UK members. Sure they'll understand though. I hope! Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:41 pm

Gelert nope I didn't know that fanny was a rude word in the UK. Just for some clarification for UK members that don't know. People often refer to thier rear end as thier fanny. Funny how words can mean different things in different places. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:13 pm

Really Gelert? I had no idea!! That's true hatshepsut, it's interesting how word meanings are different around the globe!

As for GreyFuss' fanny ( or butt, or rear ean... ) let's all have a moment of silence...
Okay, that's enough! LOL!

I'm using an old kitchen chair, and the top part is torn, and it's very uncomfortable. Are there really any comfy computer chairs out there?
I put a pillow on mine, which helps a little.
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:32 pm

Gelert wrote:
Did you know? ............................ in the UK 'fanny' is an extremely rude word for women's ..... bits. Just thought I'd let you know in case this gets out of hand, and since we have some UK members. Sure they'll understand though. I hope! Neutral

Yes it is - I wondered what I was going to read when I saw the title!!!! Shocked Shocked but it was a real 'bummer' Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:46 pm

EDIT
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:53 pm

Nice edit, GF.

Sorry about your late buttock support. May it rest in peace. :cry:


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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:15 pm

The comfort of the gluteus maximus is of supreme importance! Good luck with your chair quest, GreyFuss!
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:03 pm

Perhaps once you are a happy butt again, you can post the chair that caused it? In this way, you would be helping many unhappy butts out there!! LOL!!
Spread the joy! flower
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:13 pm

Did you know that 'buttock' is a very rude word for a part of a hermaphrodyte's genitalia in Bandar Seri Begawan? study
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:17 pm

Uh-oh... I feel another edit coming!! LOL!!! How about "rear end?"

I can't spell tush or dairyaire correctly!! LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:28 pm

EDIT>>>>>
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:32 pm

LOL!! Perfect!

Gelert, what do you call Rear Ends where you are from?? ( I'm curious! ) Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:57 pm

Hind quarters???? :?:
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:21 am

Mystery Lover wrote:
LOL!! Perfect!

Gelert, what do you call Rear Ends where you are from?? ( I'm curious! ) Embarassed

We call it the 'boot'. I think you call it the 'trunk'. Anyway, it's where we put the luggage, and if someone hits us from behind, we say we've been 'rear ended'.

........ and no, GreyFuss, before you start. Don't make any jokes about you, or anyone else, getting rear ended when you weren't expecting it! Keep it clean! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:05 am

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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:05 am

Oh No Mr.Grue. Awww..It was probably her time. She just couldn't take anymore. Wasn't too long ago I had to go chair hunting and found the perfect one for my crazy onion at Staples. Good Luck in your quest. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:51 pm

LOL Gelert!! Here if you give someone the boot, you are kicking them out, or the boots on your feet!!
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:19 pm

ANG

"Crazy Onion"????

BTW: Thanks for your Avatar...it brings back memories
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:34 pm

Yes, Mystery Lover. Those two meanings are the same here as well, but the car boot is another one. Also, our main, large store pharmacy chain in the UK is ....................................... BOOTS. What a Face

Perhaps we should have a thread about different meanings of the 'same' words in the UK and the U.S. (and other countries). It could be fun. Especially some of the slang (clean slang). Smile
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:40 pm

LOL!!! That would be fun!!!
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:01 pm

GreyFuss wrote:
ANG

"Crazy Onion"????

BTW: Thanks for your Avatar...it brings back memories

You betcha! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:13 pm

Hi Ang! Very Happy
What's "Crazy Onion?"
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PostSubject: Re: A** Pleasures   Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:56 pm

ML..from a post up above.
AngDMC wrote:
Oh No Mr.Grue. Awww..It was probably her time. She just couldn't take anymore. Wasn't too long ago I had to go chair hunting and found the perfect one for my crazy onion at Staples. Good Luck in your quest. Very Happy


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