Gelert Admin Adventurer Extraordinaire
Posts : 2180 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2009-09-06 Age : 173 Location : Watching the ladiies bouncing on a trampoline :)
| Subject: Not sure if you've seen this ............ Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:09 pm | |
| My mind went to this today, when I realised that the bottle of whiskey my children bought me for my birthday a couple of years ago was empty. I must have sipped the last drop some months ago. Give Up drinking
I had to stop drinking. I had 18 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every one of them down the sink, or else.
I said that I would and I proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank.
I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of one glass which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the bottle down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and then threw the rest down the glass which I drank.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
I then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the four.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, opened the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally I had the house in one bottle which I drank.
I am not under the affluence of incohol, as some tinkle peep I am, I am not half as thank as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is more drunker I stand here the longer I get '. OH MY HEADY BLOOD | |
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hatshepsut Adventurer Extraordinaire
Posts : 3922 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2009-12-13
| Subject: Re: Not sure if you've seen this ............ Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| Gelert that is so funny hatshepsut | |
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Gelert Admin Adventurer Extraordinaire
Posts : 2180 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2009-09-06 Age : 173 Location : Watching the ladiies bouncing on a trampoline :)
| Subject: Re: Not sure if you've seen this ............ Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:28 pm | |
| I was so disappointed when I saw I'd had the last drop too! | |
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hatshepsut Adventurer Extraordinaire
Posts : 3922 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2009-12-13
| Subject: Re: Not sure if you've seen this ............ Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:32 pm | |
| That would be very disappointing hatshepsut | |
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Mystery Lover Daredevil Pioneer
Posts : 553 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-01-16 Location : USA
| Subject: Re: Not sure if you've seen this ............ Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:53 pm | |
| Hiccopp...Hic...Hiccoppp.. Hic Errrp! Scuse me. I don't get it LOL!! | |
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