Well then that explains the loose change, bubble gum wrappers and packaged condom also found in the mud.
--- greyfuss
Tee-hee! Actually there's some cross-Atlantic confusion here. In the UK (I presumed it was the same in the U.S.A., etc.), it's traditional to use carrot for nose, coal for two eyes and comb for mouth. Ah well! :-D It worked well anyway. Thanks, both, for making it an entertaining few days. :-)