Don't fret, these forums aren't as busy as you may think they are.
I, for one, have only just got home from work, so I didn't see your post until now. Others may be in a similar situation in the U.S..
For what it's worth, I laughed when I read it.
Keep 'em coming!
An Adventurer's strength flows from the Point'n'Click Force.But beware The Dark Side my friend.Anger,rage,aggression.The dark side of the gaming Force are they.Easily they flow,quick to join you in a fight.If once you start down the dark path of RPGs, Action-Adventures or . . eek! . . Casual Games (brrr!),forever will it dominate your destiny.Consume you it will,as it did Ethel,of whom we dare not speak for fear of instant expulsion from our true faith of Point'n'Click.