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hatshepsut
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PostSubject: It is nice to start the day laughing!   Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:57 pm

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

4. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

8. Bad decisions make good stories.

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

10. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

11. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of MSWord and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

12. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

13. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

14. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

16. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

17. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

18. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

19. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

20. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.. You Can Quit Laughing Anytime Laughing

hatshepsut.

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GreyFuss
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PostSubject: Re: It is nice to start the day laughing!   Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:23 pm

Being a person that thinks he is always right, number one is very humbling to me.

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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PostSubject: Re: It is nice to start the day laughing!   Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:29 pm

hatshepsut wrote:

10. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
LOL yes please!

There are some pretty good ones there hatshepsut!
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PostSubject: Re: It is nice to start the day laughing!   Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:44 pm


I like the sarcasm font and the nap ones hats.

The three times looking at the watch is definitely me. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: It is nice to start the day laughing!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:10 pm

Believe me I've had a lot of #1 moments. Embarassed
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