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hatshepsut
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PostSubject: A Little Bird in Winter   Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:26 pm

A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it.
At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out! He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it

There are three morals to this story

1. Not everyone who gets you into s**t is your enemy

2. Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend

3. If you are in s**t, keep your mouth shut


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PostSubject: Re: A Little Bird in Winter   Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:54 pm

Much wisdom in that little fable, Hat! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Bird in Winter   Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:27 pm

I thought so too jk Very Happy

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